Everyone has a few team names that you stick with year in, year out, but what about that office league where you just need something that says "I'm funny". We have some generic team, HR-Work office leagues, and player specific at the bottom! Well, let's see if you can find something out of the list below, good luck! Player-Based Judge, Jury & Executioner Ohtani’s Got a Gun Altuve Had a Growth Spurt Acuna Matata Schwarber the Love The Big Unit’s Little Unit Bichette Please Stanton Island Ferry Mountcastle Doctrine Soto Poppin’ Inappropriately Silly (League-Dependent) Baseball Is My Batting Average Hot Singles in Your Area Pitch, Please Runs n’ Rosé Swingers Club Bunt Cakes Ligma Ballspark High-IQ / Nerd Humor Expected Runs Over Replacement Exit Velo Merchants Launch Angle Merchants Sabermetricians Anonymous The Mendoza Line Dancers Old-School Baseball Vibes Bad News Bears (Still Bad) Backyard Wiffle Legends The Pine Tar Incident Bullpen Arsonists Tungsten Arm O’Doyle Fan Club Absurd / Unhinged Energy Weekend at Bernie’s Bullpen This Team Is Day-to-Day 10-Day IL All-Stars We Regret to Inform You Cash Considerations Absolutely Not Workplace-Approved Hostile Work Environment Sexual Harassment (Day-to-Day) Mandatory Sensitivity Training Anonymous HR Complaint Per My Last Email This Meeting Could’ve Been an Email Questionable Baseball Puns Rawdoggin’ the Strike Zone Just the Tip (of the Bat) Illegal Use of Sticky Stuff Hit It Where They Ain’t Backdoor Sliders Pulling the Long One Late, Hard, & Inside Dark Humor / Zero Chill Designated Hate Crime Workplace Misconduct Unsolicited Bat Pics Suspended Pending Investigation This Team Is a Lawsuit We Don’t Talk to HR Dumb but Dangerous OSHA Violations Unionize the Bullpen Power & Sexual Harassment Hostile Takeover No One Signed the Handbook Superstars / First-Round Core Shohei Ohtani Ohtani You Didn’t Two-Way Menace Ohtani’s Alibi Designated Translator Sho-Time Harassment Aaron Judge Judge, Jury & Executioner All Rise (HR Complaint) Chambers of the Judge Judgment Day Court Is in Session Ronald Acuña Jr. Acuña Matata (No HR Clause) Acunsexual Harassment Ron Gone Wild Ronald’s Raw Power No Days Off (Labor Violation) Mookie Betts Mookie Mistake Betts Against HR Mookie Business Betts & Regrets House Always Betts Power / Villain Bats Juan Soto Soto Poppin’ HR Soto Much Attitude Soto Pending Investigation The Soto Situation Juan Night Stand Fernando Tatis Jr. Tatis the Problem Ringworm & Power Tatis Tested Positive Steroids? Never Heard of Her Motorcycle Clause Kyle Schwarber Schwarbomb Threat Schwarber the Love HRs & Harassment Lead-Off Felonies Speed / Chaos Merchants Julio Rodríguez Julio Let the Dogs Out Julio’s Dirty Work J-Rod After Dark Speed Kills (Allegedly) Bobby Witt Jr. Witt Happens Gettin’ Witt It Witt List Shortstop Privilege Corbin Carroll Carroll Baskin Corbin Bleu Chips Fast & Inappropriate Pitchers (Because Pitchers Deserve Respect… Kinda) Gerrit Cole Cole-Blooded Sticky Situation Cole Hard Facts Spin Rate Enthusiast Spencer Strider Strider’s Mustache Ride Gas Station Problems Velocity & Violence Jacob deGrom Day-to-deGrom Degrominated (IL Edition) Glass Cannon Ace Dynasty Final Boss Combos (Perfect if your core is stacked) Judge & Executioner Sho-Time Felonies Acuña Non-Disclosure Betts, Sweat & Tears Soto You Signed the NDA
