Everyone has a few team names that you stick with year in, year out, but what about that office league where you just need something that says “I’m funny”. We have some generic team, HR-Work office leagues, and player specific at the bottom! Well, let’s see if you can find something out of the list below, good luck!
Player-Based
- Judge, Jury & Executioner
- Ohtani’s Got a Gun
- Altuve Had a Growth Spurt
- Acuna Matata
- Schwarber the Love
- The Big Unit’s Little Unit
- Bichette Please
- Stanton Island Ferry
- Mountcastle Doctrine
- Soto Poppin’
Inappropriately Silly (League-Dependent)
- Baseball Is My Batting Average
- Hot Singles in Your Area
- Pitch, Please
- Runs n’ Rosé
- Swingers Club
- Bunt Cakes
- Ligma Ballspark
High-IQ / Nerd Humor
- Expected Runs Over Replacement
- Exit Velo Merchants
- Launch Angle Merchants
- Sabermetricians Anonymous
- The Mendoza Line Dancers
Old-School Baseball Vibes
- Bad News Bears (Still Bad)
- Backyard Wiffle Legends
- The Pine Tar Incident
- Bullpen Arsonists
- Tungsten Arm O’Doyle Fan Club
Absurd / Unhinged Energy
- Weekend at Bernie’s Bullpen
- This Team Is Day-to-Day
- 10-Day IL All-Stars
- We Regret to Inform You
- Cash Considerations
Absolutely Not Workplace-Approved
- Hostile Work Environment
- Sexual Harassment (Day-to-Day)
- Mandatory Sensitivity Training
- Anonymous HR Complaint
- Per My Last Email
- This Meeting Could’ve Been an Email
Questionable Baseball Puns
- Rawdoggin’ the Strike Zone
- Just the Tip (of the Bat)
- Illegal Use of Sticky Stuff
- Hit It Where They Ain’t
- Backdoor Sliders
- Pulling the Long One
- Late, Hard, & Inside
Dark Humor / Zero Chill
- Designated Hate Crime
- Workplace Misconduct
- Unsolicited Bat Pics
- Suspended Pending Investigation
- This Team Is a Lawsuit
- We Don’t Talk to HR
Dumb but Dangerous
- OSHA Violations
- Unionize the Bullpen
- Power & Sexual Harassment
- Hostile Takeover
- No One Signed the Handbook
Superstars / First-Round Core
Shohei Ohtani
- Ohtani You Didn’t
- Two-Way Menace
- Ohtani’s Alibi
- Designated Translator
- Sho-Time Harassment
Aaron Judge
- Judge, Jury & Executioner
- All Rise (HR Complaint)
- Chambers of the Judge
- Judgment Day
- Court Is in Session
Ronald Acuña Jr.
- Acuña Matata (No HR Clause)
- Acunsexual Harassment
- Ron Gone Wild
- Ronald’s Raw Power
- No Days Off (Labor Violation)
Mookie Betts
- Mookie Mistake
- Betts Against HR
- Mookie Business
- Betts & Regrets
- House Always Betts
Power / Villain Bats
Juan Soto
- Soto Poppin’ HR
- Soto Much Attitude
- Soto Pending Investigation
- The Soto Situation
- Juan Night Stand
Fernando Tatis Jr.
- Tatis the Problem
- Ringworm & Power
- Tatis Tested Positive
- Steroids? Never Heard of Her
- Motorcycle Clause
Kyle Schwarber
- Schwarbomb Threat
- Schwarber the Love
- HRs & Harassment
- Lead-Off Felonies
Speed / Chaos Merchants
Julio Rodríguez
- Julio Let the Dogs Out
- Julio’s Dirty Work
- J-Rod After Dark
- Speed Kills (Allegedly)
Bobby Witt Jr.
- Witt Happens
- Gettin’ Witt It
- Witt List
- Shortstop Privilege
Corbin Carroll
- Carroll Baskin
- Corbin Bleu Chips
- Fast & Inappropriate
Pitchers (Because Pitchers Deserve Respect… Kinda)
Gerrit Cole
- Cole-Blooded
- Sticky Situation
- Cole Hard Facts
- Spin Rate Enthusiast
Spencer Strider
- Strider’s Mustache Ride
- Gas Station Problems
- Velocity & Violence
Jacob deGrom
- Day-to-deGrom
- Degrominated (IL Edition)
- Glass Cannon Ace
Dynasty Final Boss Combos
(Perfect if your core is stacked)
- Judge & Executioner
- Sho-Time Felonies
- Acuña Non-Disclosure
- Betts, Sweat & Tears
- Soto You Signed the NDA