jparencibia9 jp arencibia: did u know ur not suppose to take it out and pet it?? #RIPsquints
2Morrow23 Brandon Morrow: I just loved it too much, it was like a scene from of mice and men, I didn’t know my own strength! http://t.co/2rR8SUI
jparencibia9 jp arencibia: maybe his heart stopped and will come back to life later? #hangover2
The Robotarm:
Chris Hayes, a RHP for the Southern Maryland Blue Crabs of the Atlantic League, recently had Tommy John surgery. Chris and his wife shared the experience with us, including a very graphic surgery photo.
discohayes Chris Hayes: Do they sell multiple-ply moist wipes? The ole trusty right hand is gonna be out of commission pretty soon here. #preparation
Mrs. DiscoHayes: > Mrs.Disco here taking over until Chris is able to tweet left handed. If tweeting is 1/2 as successful as wiping, he’ll be back in no time.
> Attempting to eat lunch… and keep it down… while I watch Chris’s elbow repair.
> My honey’s perfect elbow. Warning it’s a graphic photo. http://t.co/iZwgsd7 (DEAN’S NOTE: She’s not lying.)
MattAntonelli9 Matt Antonelli: Just moved into my apartment and found out I wont have TV for a week. Anyone who knows me knows this is like a form of Chinese Water Torture
OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen: Iam in very very bad mood stay away from me the most you can
» A lees for a week better tha way
» By the way is global every one staring whit my people
Peteypipes Bryan Petersen: Why is Omaha so windy. Everyday.
DatDudeBP Brandon Phillips: LOL… My best friend Gordon just called me and said I’m at the airport… Like I’m suppose to drop everything and get him… SMH
Peteypipes Bryan Petersen: $117,953,712 – how much Ohio state football brought in during 2007-2008. I rest my case.
Decker6 Cody Decker: Congratulations FRS: healthy energy. You are on my list of products I will never use… You, Jockey Co. And anything else Tim Tebow endorses
Peteypipes Bryan Petersen: I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s futile to try and rationally deal with irrational people. #peteyshrugged
SimplyAJ10 10: U give someone inch and they WILL take a foot.
PeterMoylan Peter Moylan: Only 1 thing worse than unnecessary dives in the outfield. Unnecessary slides on base!!! #falsehustle
str8edgeracer C.J. Wilson: dear hotel neighbor, you’ve been snoring like a jackhammer. I’ve been laughing like someone going to hell. best of luck/ fix that ish
JasonEsposito Jason Esposito: Vandy maintenance couldn’t be any louder in my room coughing and yelling.
MattAntonelli9 Matt Antonelli: 10:30 AM game today for kids day at the field…can’t wait to hear “Sponge Bob Square Pants!!!!” 642 times this morning
TheGarfoose Dirk Hayhurst: I love how they put a book shelf behind Millar when he monologues. An obvious misdirection as there’s no porn or comic books on that shelf.
Downtime:
What are some of our favorite tweeps up to when they’re not playing ball?
JohnKruk_ESPN John Kruk: Thank goodness for twitter, I can occupy my time without getting into trouble
DatDudeBP Brandon Phillips: I got 2 go 2 Walmart again so y’all know what that means… Get a cart cause I will be gettin more then what I came for… #NoBueno
MattAntonelli9 Matt Antonelli: Just watched Never Say Never on the bus ride to Indy…not the most manly thing I’ve done in the last 24 hours, but JB has a new fan
PeterMoylan Peter Moylan: Wow i’m really blowing today. Now watching “I love you, Beth Cooper”
str8edgeracer C.J. Wilson: this audi+peugeot battle in #LM24 qualifying is awesome. I’d love to go 208 mph in traffic, through chicanes. #iliketoparty
DatDudeBP Brandon Phillips: Hell yea! I bought some for my fans. They loved it but I didn’t RT @Natifan80: @DatDudeBP Did u get any blue ice cream while at Kings Island
>> Indeed i did… LOL my bad RT @Robbyweller: @DatDudeBP You cut in line on the Vortex in front of my twin brother. http://twitpic.com/564mjw
BrettAnderson49 Brett Anderson: i want to go see jack’s mannequin in sac..anyone?
JGuthrie46 Jeremy Guthrie: Up for the day & once again caught watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air on TNT. Best show ever! I think I have every episode memorized.
PeterMoylan Peter Moylan: Last night was an example that nothing good happens after midnight. This guys having an early night!!
GrillCheese49 Jason Grilli: Good pregame workout. Xbox Kinect Soccer to warm up the muscles at Best Buy.
PeterMoylan Peter Moylan: I just clicked to the spelling bee for 5 minutes. I am not smart. Never even heard of the words.
One Hundred and Forty Characters (or less):
What can I say? One-liners are what Twitter is all about.
TheGarfoose Dirk Hayhurst: To truly know if LB James could ever be in Jordan’s class, LBJ must first endure a season of minor league baseball in Birmingham.
mrLeCure Sam LeCure: I can’t decide whether Q tips or the fingernail clipper is the greatest invention of all time…
LoMoMarlins Logan Morrison: Greatest Fear: Walk in2 a room filled w friends & fam & a stranger says “LoMo were all here bc we <3 u & r worried abt ur Twitter addiction”
>> Id be happy tho if my Interventionist was @ChrisHansen & he popped out from behind a curtain & said “why dont you take a seat over there”
BrianWilson38 Brian Wilson: Victoria’s Secret. Super Model. New MLB SF logo with PINK. Lines of gorgeous women. Success.
DAVIDprice14 David Price: lol flip a coinRT @SDLOVE77: @DAVIDprice14 Should I continue Watching WNBA or should I go on the roof and Throw hot Clam Chowder on People??
michael_schlact Michael Schlact: I ran smack dab into the Phillie Phanatic tonight at our game in the tunnel. He was lurking around a dark corner. Let the nightmares begin.
Decker6 Cody Decker: How much would it cost to hire Morgan Freeman to narrate my day to day life into a tape recorder for a week?…
ChrisPerez54 Chris Perez: Just walked by an open garage with a 40 year old man having a beer and rocking to the Spice Girls
TheGarfoose Dirk Hayhurst: Congrats to all the new Draftees. You’re mine now, rookie scum. Welcome to hell! … I mean, hey, read my book, it’ll help. #mbdraft
michael_schlact Michael Schlact: I dreamt that I was running thru Ft. Worth, TX being chased by the “Red Bull” bull into the Stockyards where every #MiLB mascot was waiting.
>> At least I had clothes on. I used to have the “showed up to school naked” dream a lot.
DAVIDprice14 David Price: What’s the app that tells you where your iPad is if you lost it or got STOLEN???
mrLeCure Sam LeCure: For not being a ‘nap taker’ I’ve been taking some and boy do they feel good!! Hope y’all are enjoying your day, #beeasy
DALLASBRADEN209 Dallas Braden: Apparently “gently handle with care” @ the aquarium doesnt include skipping starfish across the tide pools. i mean their fish. they swim DUH
