Hit The Deck! @Decker6: Funniest player you’re not following on Twitter
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So, who is @Decker6 aka Cody Decker? While at UCLA, the slugger was named twice to the All-Pac-10 team and was known for his unique “batters box stomp” featured in this video. Now in the San Diego Padres organization, the self-proclaimed “anti-hero,” who is “rarely wrong, often a jerk, always adorable,” is witty, sarcastic, sometimes sophomoric, and can do a serious beat down in a Twitter war — especially with favorite target @cswag8 (Chris Swauger). BTW – His 25th birthday is today and all he wants is to reach 1,500 followers, a surprisingly modest goal. Do it for Cody, you just might get a bat out of it.
>> Remember when I said I would do another bat giveaway contest if I got to 1500 followers by me day of birth (Tues, jan 17)? I wasnt joking…
>> Anyone want to join me for 40 minutes of ab work?…. Me neither….
>> Pretty sure Leo DiCaprio runs a super model training camp located on a remote tropical island and then just picks who he wants afterward….
>> Good workouts today. Now both me and my chest hair are going to relax for a few… Chest hair put in some serious work on those last sets…
>> #NP Billy Idol- Sweet Sixteen…One of those classic songs romanticizing statutory rape…Right next to Winger’s “Seventeen”…Disturbing…
>> I hate it when people say “less is more”…. Bullshit, more is more!….
>> Honesty is the best policy….. Except for most of the time….
>> New pick up line: “hello, I’m friends with Channing Tatum…”
>> I am currently watching The Fifth Element…. Which is basically Die Hard in space…. My Friday night is awesome! #antihero
>> On a scale of 1 to 10….. I’m fucking bored….
>> Christine O’Donnell just backed Mitt Romney’s candidacy… This has to be the worst news Mitt Romney has ever received…..
>> Getting tired of these woman objectifying me at the gym…. My eyes are up here, ladies!!!!
>> Dear every girl named Roxanne, The police wrote that song to let you know that you don’t HAVE to be a prostitute….
>> Was supposed to have 3 workouts today… But I just spent 45 minutes untangling my headphones… So I guess that makes it 4….
>> If these walls could talk…. I’d probably find a new apartment…..
>> Somewhere in the world, a girl with a pink sparkle cell phone case is using the wrong “your”…..
>> My inner child wet my bed…. Little bastard….
>> Why jeans with a button fly? It’s just safer… And when it comes to that geographic location, safety first…
>> Whenever I have to give a speech at the beach… It helps to imagine all the unattractive people fully clothed…
>> I in no way advocate this profession, but if I was a drug mule I would mentally justify it by telling myself that I am a modern day Han Solo
>> Dear Dora The Explorer Is there really anything left to explore? Havent maps kinda been finalized by Magellin…NASA…You know,those people
>> Dear Smoke detectors, dont be afraid to use the last of your battery life detecting fires instead of just beeping uncontrollably….
>> “War isnt the answer” – Really? What if the question is: What is the title of the 1983 U2 album that featured the hit song New Years Day?…
>> Te”i”am……. There, problem solved….
>> ”DAMMIT, I WAS SO CLOSE!….” – Unicycle inventor looking at a bicycle…
>> Today is an excellent opportunity for me to wear an eye patch….. If you have to ask why, then you’re clearly not ready…..
>> Dear amateur porn stars, Production value could be easily improved by subtle changes: camera angles, costumes, perhaps cleaning your room…
>> Been an interesting day…. Not to be vague but ……………………………
>> Everytime I watch Pawn Stars, I cant help but think about the horrible shit that is prabably happening in the basement…Thanks Pulp Fiction
>> ”It all started with a klondike bar…” – First line of an interesting stripper’s autobiography
>> ”Wait, wait, wait… There’s a right field too?…. Now you’re just making shit up….” – Me, during batting practice yesterday…
>> I want to be the first man ever to have an affair with, Siri…That would mean my game is unreal…One day!(shaking fist angrily to the sky)
>> ”Theres a huge ass line at Walmart….” – Someone who loves to be redundant
>> Life suggestion: If you’re hanging out with a guy in a kilt, don’t suggest a game of twister…. I’ll never make make that mistake again….
>> Couldnt get a pic, but shit you not, guy at the gym: shoulder press with one arm, on the phone with the other hand. Im surrounded by idiots!
>> Butterflies have tattoos of slutty girls on their lower back….
>> I clicked on a link to win a free iPad. Then I got salmonella….. Coincidence?…
>> Id like to once again remind everyone that James Bond isnt THAT great of a spy. He gets captured every mission… Hes like 22 for 22 on this
>> ”Let’s do it again!…. But this time, we’ll make it awful…” – Steven Spielberg & George Lucas in 2008
>> ”I see people” – The First Sense
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