Hit The Deck! Is @LoMoMarlins the first MLB player demoted for tweets? #FreeLoMo
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Last Saturday, Logan Morrison, one of baseball’s most prolific tweeps, was unceremoniously and curiously demoted to triple-A. There has been considerable buzz that LoMo was shipped to New Orleans, not because of his numbers, but as a slapdown by Florida Marlins management, who haven’t been amused with his tweeting. To be fair, LoMo’s stats have dropped sharply after a hot start, but his OBP ranked third on the big club. Further fuel was added to the fire when LoMo changed his avatar this week from one with the word “Censored” over his mouth to a silhouette of his home-run swing. @LoMoMarlins has more than 60,000 followers not only because LoMo gives us hilarious quips about his life, but also in the way he interacts with other tweeps (friends or foes). LoMo is a cut above the rest in the latter category. #FreeLoMo
(Editor’s note: For those unfamiliar with Twitter, in each entry below, LoMo’s responses are first, followed by the comment that triggered his response.)
Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed RT @_TBOZ LoMo idk why I follow u. Ur neither funny or good. Plus u play 4 a AAA team
OMG is that a dog in ur Avatar or did u feed a Gremlin after midnight??? RT @yadelc LoMo only because ur my 16th favorite player in florida
Rainman almost bankrupt a casino RT @HugeRedsFan: LoMo I think u r 1/2 retard. U must of lacked alot of attention as a child. I feel for you
My grandma thinks im special! RT @Mets25Reyes7: LoMo how does a nobody OF call out an all star ss and get away with it? What a douche u r
Im a douche? Had 2 look up “douche” in the dictionary & ur cheesy BusBench realtor photo was there RT @Chase_Cates: LoMo is clearly a douche
You look like an unshaved Subway Jared RT @sportsfan882: LoMo is laughable in LF. What a horrible defender. He looked like a clown yesterday
Ouch. The On-Base streak continues! RT @eatveitmoeSFG: Damn Logan Morrison is a total douche. Hope we throw one at his head this series
“Catapulted”? New thesaurus, Sid? RT @sidrosenberg: Check the MLB Standings this a.m. The Mets have catapulted the Marlins into 3rd!
Wait, did u hear that I dont go all the way?!? False RT @marlinsfan14 LoMo Been a Marlins fan since ’93 want 2 c u guys go all the way!!!
1) WTF?!? 2) Dont knock masturbation, or as I like to think of it – sex with someone I love RT @tntkids: LoMo Did u masturbate tonight?
Depends, does ur mom make chocalate chip pancakes? RT @22brob LoMo What r the chances of us having a sleepover during the all star break?
LoMo loves the brown suga! RT @DomPerion15: One of my friends said u were racist. I told him no way cause u like the sistas lol
Traditional or French? RT @cyasses LoMo, ill be in founders seats on the third base side monday, come say hey, or ya know, gimme a kiss?
Guess whose Mom has the hots 4 LoMo?!? Oops RT @wilkinsona: LoMo ur a pretty cool guy but dont tell any1 I said that My son follows u!
Stripclubs in Philly take coupons?!? RT @ekt8750 LoMo Ive got a coupon for one of Philly’s finest strip joint for ya next time youre in town
If I can get a RT 4 the big loaf I just named after u! RT @JMESSMER22: LoMo I just passed a kidney stone & named it after u, can I get a RT?
F*ckin’ Zoo’s closed Ray RT @derek2jack: LoMo shouldn’t u be spending less time tweeting & more time rehabing ur foot?
Diversity=following a white kid from the Midwest? RT @trisha37: People tell me 2 follow LoMo. I like diversity in my timelie, so, here goes
I also have tattoos & many leather bound books RT @MarissajustMay: How was I not following LoMo until tday? Dude has some serious tweet game
Buh bye RT @EddieMac83: it was fun jumping on the LoMo tweet train, but too main stream! After a year Gotta bail, no t-shirt or follow
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